A Shinier Britain
A Shinier Britain Ta-ra then Tarzan, take your mane we’ll never see your like again it’s time we let the […]
The Old Places
Here’s the latest of the my Saturday Live poems from Saturday 23rd November. It’s based on a feature by John […]
The Vile Ascent Of Lucien Gore And What The People Did
I wrote this long poem in 2011. With Cameron changing his public stance on austerity (“It means building a leaner, […]
Gaffe Man
Gaffe Man Political correctness ain’t gone mad it’s gaffer taped and bound and gagged so let’s say something really bad […]
Saturday Live's Georgian Pleasure
Listeners to the Sony Award Winning Saturday Live will have noticed a very hoarse poet coming down the line from […]
Beard
I’m going to be on the BBC World Service tomorrow at 8.20-ish. They have asked me to write a poem […]
Drinking Song for the Fringe
Two more weekends left. We drink pints till we fall asleep at the table. The show is still exciting and […]
Tongue Fu
This is how we do Tongue Fu Get on this train of thought because it’s coming through (choo-choo) These past […]
Your New Favourite Poet hits London
I’m taking YOUR NEW FAVOURITE POET to The Leicester Square Theatre in London’s West End. I’m there for 3 weeks, […]
A Poem For Iain Duncan Smith
I can’t say this is my best work, but the swine doesn’t deserve it. The hookline is from a Barbara […]